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LADIES, gentlemen and sunburned survivors, congratulations! You’ve officially made it halfway through January without melting - barely. But don’t put that SPF away just yet, because this week, the weather is serving up a fresh batch of heat, a sprinkle of wind, and absolutely NO chance of rain (because why would it?).
If you were hoping for a break from feeling like a well-seasoned rotisserie chicken, I regret to inform you that the oven is still on. Now, let’s dive into the forecast and see just how much Mother Nature is messing with us this week.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 15 – Hold onto your hats!
The wind is here to snatch wigs and scatter dust, with gusts up to 56km/h. Expect plenty of sunshine - like that one friend who refuses to leave the party. With a high of 32°C and zero cloud cover, you’ll be slow roasting like a Sunday chicken.
Night: The wind refuses to mind its business, still gusting at 61km/h. It’s clear skies and cooler at 12°C - perfect for those who like their weather chilled but dramatic.
THURSDAY, JANUARY 16 – Kimberley’s back in the oven!
We’re cranking up the heat to 35°C, and if you think that’s hot, just wait till the pavement starts sizzling. UV index? A casual 13. Wear sunscreen or prepare to resemble a burnt marshmallow.
Night: A calm 18°C, because even the sun needs a break. A slight breeze and mostly clear - good for sitting outside and pretending it’s not scorching.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 17 – Still cooking, but with a sprinkle of sass!
A high of 34°C, but don’t be fooled - it’ll feel like 38°C (because why not?). Expect partial sunshine, meaning you might get a break, but not really. Wind gusts up to 44km/h, so ladies, secure your skirts!
Night: A warm 21°C, with partly cloudy skies. If you were hoping for rain, keep dreaming.
SATURDAY, JANUARY 18 – Slightly shady, but still sizzling!
The clouds are making a guest appearance, but the heat isn’t backing down. 33°C, feeling like 37°C - so yes, you will still sweat in places you didn’t know could sweat.
Night: A breezy but clear 20°C. Not cool enough to stop you from complaining, but hey, at least it’s not 40°C.
SUNDAY, JANUARY 19 – A dash of clouds, but still a fire hazard!
Sunny with a few clouds trying (and failing) to help. High of 35°C, feeling like 38°C, so brace yourself. Wind gusts of 57km/h mean any loose objects are basically going to take flight.
Night: 20°C and partly cloudy, a perfect evening to sit outside and question why you live in an oven.
FINAL VERDICT: Spoiler Alert - It’s Still Hot!
So, there you have it! Another week of scorching temperatures, aggressive sunshine, and a whole lot of wind keeping things interesting. If you were hoping for rain, a cool breeze, or any sign of mercy, you must be new here.
Hydrate like your life depends on it (because it does), apply more sunscreen than dignity allows, and for the love of all things cool, find some shade and embrace your inner vampire.
Until next time, stay shady, stay sassy, and don’t pick fights with the sun (you’ll lose)!
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Source: AccuWeather