Welcome to Kimberley, where the sun isn’t just shining – it’s staging a full-on takeover as the hottest headliner in town. This week’s weather forecast is brought to you by SPF 50, wide-brim hats, and the desperate quest for air conditioning.
WELCOME to Kimberley, where the sun isn’t just shining – it’s staging a full-on takeover as the hottest headliner in town. This week’s weather forecast is brought to you by SPF 50, wide-brim hats, and the desperate quest for air conditioning. Whether you’re sizzling in the shade or melting in the midday glare, it’s a classic Kimberley summer: unapologetically hot, with a side of heat-induced existential crises.
As we look at the week ahead, it’s clear that the heat has no plans to back down – so buckle up and prepare for the sizzle.
MONDAY, DECEMBER 9
Kimberley kicks off the week with a blistering 40°C. The sun is merciless, with only a wisp of cloud cover (7%) and no sign of rain or relief. With a UV index of 13 (Extreme), it’s a day for hats, sunscreen, and a strict water regimen. The evening brings a mild dip to 19°C and a soft SW breeze at 11km/h, offering some relief – though the night air still carries a toasty reminder of the day’s heat.
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 10
Another scorcher at 40°C, with sunshine dominating and humidity nowhere to be found. The wind calms a bit to 15km/h, but it won’t be enough to cool your brow. As the sun sets, the temperature edges down to 20°C, making the night clear and slightly more forgiving.
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11
Prepare for Kimberley’s heat dial to turn up even further, reaching 41°C. A touch of cloud cover (19%) might offer a hint of shade, but don’t count on it. Winds will whisper at 13km/h, leaving the heavy lifting to your fans and air conditioning. The evening stays warm at 23°C, with breezes gusting to 56km/h, ensuring your night won’t be entirely still.
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 12
A slight cooldown to 37°C (yes, that’s a cooldown here). Clouds will take on a more prominent role, with 55% cloud cover, and the winds pick up to 19km/h in the afternoon. The evening slips down to a comfortable 18°C, offering a pleasant pause before the weekend heat resumes.
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 13
The work week wraps up with 36°C and a mix of sun and clouds. The UV index remains high, so keep the sunscreen handy. By nightfall, temperatures drop to a refreshing 14°C, making it a good time to enjoy the stars before the heat builds again.
HEATWAVE SURVIVAL TIPS
The sun isn’t playing around this week, so neither should you. Here’s how to stay cool and collected (or at least pretend you are):
Water, the MVP of the Week: Drink it like it’s going out of style. If you’re not carrying a water bottle, are you even surviving Kimberley?
Avoid the Sun’s Staring Contest: Between 11am and 3pm, the sun’s got the upper hand. Stay indoors unless you’ve got superhero-grade sunscreen and a good excuse.
Fashion Meets Function: Loose, light-coloured clothing is your best bet. Leave the black jeans and leather jackets for winter – it’s too hot to be edgy.
Sunscreen Is Your New Best Friend: Lather it on generously, especially on your nose, which the sun loves to target like a laser. Reapply often – this is not the week to skimp.
Cool Off, Kimberley-Style: A wet cloth on your neck works wonders. No wet cloth? Improvise with a frozen water bottle or, let’s be honest, a bag of frozen peas.
Beat the Heat, Beat the Clock: Schedule outdoor activities in the early morning or late evening when the sun is less aggressive. Think of it as dodging an overly enthusiastic friend.
Be a Good Neighbour: Check on the elderly, kids, and pets. Heatstroke doesn’t discriminate, and neither should your kindness.
As the week unfolds, the heatwave tightens its grip, proving once again that Kimberley doesn’t do weather by halves. Whether you’re hunkering down indoors or braving the blazing sun, remember: stay hydrated, take breaks in the shade, and keep your sense of humour intact – it’s the one thing that won’t evaporate in this heat. Stay cool, Kimberley (or at least pretend you are).
Source: AccuWeather
